Last Friday my friend J lamented over dinner that she was recently invited by a couple to do a threesome. My Peking duck rolled out of the dough and I asked if she did.

"Very gross la, please and plus they are so old okie!"- that was her answer


Maybe I am a bit weird but I was actually quite proud of her for getting that indecent proposal. This is the thing, I don't think swinging couples pick any random person for such wonderful fun! Here are the reasons why I think she was asked

1.) J is extremely sexy - she has the right curves at the all right places and she does remind me of Kimora Lee Simmons

2.) She is such a loud mouth when it comes to sex. Always talking about ham-sup shit and every little thing reminds her of sex.

3.) She is such a good-humored and friendly person, people might often take her gesture as an open invitation for sexual escapades.

Being the pat-poh that I am ( a trained journalist right) I simply wouldn't let the subject matter rest and continued to ask more questions - like if they were young would you? Al lthe girls at the table gave their take to the matter.

The consensus reached that night over dinner were if there were two guys then it would be great because men are such egoistic/competitive beings, they both will be doing their best to outperform one another. And besides women enjoy being pampered.

If there were two girls - not very great la, what is the other one supposed to do right; it's like an extra leg you don't need. Also, men are terrible at multi-tasking; they simply cannot do more than one thing at a time. Us women on the other hand are terrific multi-taskers. My best friend Christina eats KFC with one hand and drives with the other. You see what I mean right? I can't tell you how pissed off Rudi gets with me when I tell him, darling please fetch me water and he says, " Can you see I am busy?".

Since I have been telling you guys that I am now at crossroads thinking about what to do next with my career, a business idea went Ka-ching! in my head. You see people like that swinging couple, imagine the type of embarrassment they have to go through after being turned down so blatantly and since I used to do events management right - what do you think about running a business helping people realise their sexual fantasies??!!!!

Besides legal implications like not really being able to state the type of business I do in my business registration, I really think people will pay for my services. I did my research and there is a company in the UK that "specialises" in turning people's most outlandish fantasies into reality. And people do actually pay for it. One lady paid 10,000 pounds to get hers fulfilled. That's like HKD 150,000.. Man, that is really some extensive fantasy. Maybe it involves tigers and lions.. Grrrrrr!!!

I am now currently conducting a survey on sexual fantasies la and I will publish it soon. So if you have a fantasy you want to share with me, please e-mail me okie - natalietong@hotmail.com
Don't worry I won't reveal your name or tell your mother.