And now the eagerly anticipated unveiling of your sexual fantasies... in no particular order

Fantasy Role Plays

1.) Tarzan & Jane - You Tarzan, Me Jane! Ooooo dirty long-haired men dressed in nothing but loin cloth, swinging from one tree to another. I like!!!

2.) Teacher and Student -I am from an all girl school, it's hard to understand this fantasy but I guess if you have been bad, you deserved to be spanked - Hard!

3.) Men in Uniform - When I was young, I loved pilots. My ideal pilot - Richard Gere, those puppy dog eyes drive me mad. As I grow older and given my frequent travels, I am dissapointed to say that I have not seen a single good looking pilot- they are mostly, old and fat. If you are a hot pilot, please e-mail me your photo and rekindle my childhood fantasy. Thank you :)


4.) Dracula and Victim - I almost fell off my chair when I heard this. Oooo, I am imagining, a dark quiet night then the cursed one tempts me into his lair and give me his bite of immortality. I think secretly Dracula is a boob man, he keeps biting all these chicks with huge tits. I think I cannot qualify la.

5.) Gym instructor - Because I know how much close contacts are involved during a training session, I assure Rudi that all my instructors are gay! And they are!

6.) Doctor and Nurse - Doctor, doctor please help me because I feel the urge of being very very naughty. Hahaha!

7.) Delivery Guy/ Plumber - Oh my god, have you seen how delivery guys look like in HK? They are creepy.


Fantasy Public Places


1.) Beach - I don't know about you but for me it's better in the head than in real life. I hate walking Sophie on the beach, you know why, there is sand everywhere even between my toes. The last thing I want is sand between my crack.

2.) Public Toilet - At least the toilets are dry in HK, in Malaysia you risk breaking your Pelvic bone.

3.) Airplane toilet - Please pray there is no turbulence

4.) Confession Box in church - Dear Father, I have sinned and I have sinned bad. Will you forgive me for taining your house of worship?

5.) Changing rooms - " Miss, do you need a hand with the zipper?". Wait ah, I am co---ming!



6.) Anywhere whereby you risk caught - There is something so exciting about the fear of getting caught. It's like when you are young, your parents tell you not to play with fire. And you know better than I do, it's the risk of getting burned that thrills you more than anything. Right?







The most popular fantasies

1.) The use of sex apparatus - handcuffs, whips, thunder beads and leather - loads of leather!

2.) Threesomes - win hands down!!














Well done people thank you for your generous contributions!!!

All pictures are courtesy of Getty Images! Thank you Getty!

Last Friday my friend J lamented over dinner that she was recently invited by a couple to do a threesome. My Peking duck rolled out of the dough and I asked if she did.

"Very gross la, please and plus they are so old okie!"- that was her answer


Maybe I am a bit weird but I was actually quite proud of her for getting that indecent proposal. This is the thing, I don't think swinging couples pick any random person for such wonderful fun! Here are the reasons why I think she was asked

1.) J is extremely sexy - she has the right curves at the all right places and she does remind me of Kimora Lee Simmons

2.) She is such a loud mouth when it comes to sex. Always talking about ham-sup shit and every little thing reminds her of sex.

3.) She is such a good-humored and friendly person, people might often take her gesture as an open invitation for sexual escapades.

Being the pat-poh that I am ( a trained journalist right) I simply wouldn't let the subject matter rest and continued to ask more questions - like if they were young would you? Al lthe girls at the table gave their take to the matter.

The consensus reached that night over dinner were if there were two guys then it would be great because men are such egoistic/competitive beings, they both will be doing their best to outperform one another. And besides women enjoy being pampered.

If there were two girls - not very great la, what is the other one supposed to do right; it's like an extra leg you don't need. Also, men are terrible at multi-tasking; they simply cannot do more than one thing at a time. Us women on the other hand are terrific multi-taskers. My best friend Christina eats KFC with one hand and drives with the other. You see what I mean right? I can't tell you how pissed off Rudi gets with me when I tell him, darling please fetch me water and he says, " Can you see I am busy?".

Since I have been telling you guys that I am now at crossroads thinking about what to do next with my career, a business idea went Ka-ching! in my head. You see people like that swinging couple, imagine the type of embarrassment they have to go through after being turned down so blatantly and since I used to do events management right - what do you think about running a business helping people realise their sexual fantasies??!!!!

Besides legal implications like not really being able to state the type of business I do in my business registration, I really think people will pay for my services. I did my research and there is a company in the UK that "specialises" in turning people's most outlandish fantasies into reality. And people do actually pay for it. One lady paid 10,000 pounds to get hers fulfilled. That's like HKD 150,000.. Man, that is really some extensive fantasy. Maybe it involves tigers and lions.. Grrrrrr!!!

I am now currently conducting a survey on sexual fantasies la and I will publish it soon. So if you have a fantasy you want to share with me, please e-mail me okie - natalietong@hotmail.com
Don't worry I won't reveal your name or tell your mother.