Last night at bedtime, Rudi read me an article from Next Magazine about the follow - up story on Edison Chen and all his fuck buddies and it was a few nights ago that I was watching this movie with Nicholas Tse, Edison Chen and Gillian Cheung - It's so ironic, it's funny.

I am glad I am no longer in events management business anymore because there is so much discomfort knowing about the relationships of all of these celebrities. I'd hate to think, hmmmm at an award show, who sits with who.
Surely Nicholas Tse can't sit next to Edison Chen and Edison Chen can't be sitting next to Albert Yeung because Edison has single handed destroyed Gillian's career - one of his most well paid artistes although technically Edison is still dating his niece.
The perfect picture in my head would probably look like this - we need to build a special bullet proof cage for Edison Chen. We'd ideally like to put Edison behind bars for various reasons such as stopping Cecilia's triad family from launching an attack on him and to restraint him from getting lucky with other female celebrities. But in a way, after all that has happened, I doubt anyone famous would want to do him. Ya' know what I mean right?

When those pictures exploded on the internet there were two things that came to my mind - Edison's sexual habits are good enough to shame any testerone charged gay man. In the gay scene, people that hang out in cliques has probably at one point or another slept with one another, so has Edison..And secondly, the hair. I always thought that Chinese women are well manicured from top to bottom. No other group of people I know care so much about eye lash perming other than HK women, if they can perm their eye lashes, why not a little trimming and taming the forest? You know, the possibility of a comeback for all of these people may be slimmer than slim but I reckon Cecilia Cheung could take on a spokesperson role for better pubic hair management.



How funny is that?